Stoned

About

Stoned follows three laid-back friends who stumble into chaos after an ancient wizard's soul latches onto them. To ditch the pesky cosmic hitchhiker, they chase three magical stones across a goofy, surreal world. The game blends lighthearted dialogue and quirky character interactions with turn-based combat that feels like a warped version of Pong. You direct attacks and movements in real time during battles, requiring quick thinking to outmaneuver enemies and avoid getting smacked by floating orbs of magic. The absurd humor and deadpan delivery of the story stand out, pairing dumb jokes with surprisingly sharp character moments. While the battle system is simple, its rhythm-based gameplay creates a chaotic energy that fits the tone perfectly. With over 15 hours of content and a cast that leans into every stoner stereotype without overdoing it, Stoned carves a niche for itself in the indie RPG space.

Storyline

STONED is about 3 stoners named Lil Bro, Big Bro and Cole who accidentally become possessed by the soul of an Ancient Cosmic Wizard. This leads to them finding out they have a prophesised duty to resurrect the Cosmic Wizard from the dead. But since they're too lazy to do all that, they decide to go on an adventure to find and collect 3 magical stones that can be used in a ritual to remove the Wizard's soul from them. Shenanigans ensue.