The Barkless Doctrine

About

The Barkless Doctrine is a choice-driven comedy adventure where your decisions shape a chaotic geopolitical tale. You follow Val as she navigates New York City, Washington D.C., and suburban sprawl to thwart a rogue general. Dialogue options and branching paths let you decide how to handle absurd situations, from diplomatic snafus to family drama. The story leans into dry humor and over-the-top scenarios, with outcomes ranging from diplomatic to disastrous. The game stands out for its sharp writing and willingness to mock political tropes while keeping things lighthearted. With over 100 possible endings and a 4.7/5 average from player reviews, it rewards replayability without taking itself too seriously. Built for the Playdate’s compact screen, it balances quirky art and fast-paced decision-making, making it a breezy yet layered single-player experience.

Storyline

After being woken up by a mysterious phone call from her most important relative, Val goes on a journey through the busy streets of NYC, the seedy political underbelly of Washington D.C., and the dark suburbia on the periphery of the American dream. Can the two twin-aunts stop General Wagmore Barkless before it’s too late?