The Ministry of Silly Walks

About

The Ministry of Silly Walks turns absurd comedy into a frantic arcade challenge. You control a stiff-limbed office worker strutting through London streets, dodging pigeons and obstacles while maintaining increasingly ridiculous posture. Tap to jump and swipe to pivot, accumulating coins for upgrades and power-ups that let you slap away enemies or briefly ignore collisions. The goal is simple: walk as far as possible before tripping over your own ego. This 2014 release leans into Python’s signature absurdity with quirky art and sound design. Community reviews highlight its addictive difficulty curve and charmingly chaotic level design. While not graphically lush by modern standards, its lighthearted tone and tight controls keep it playable years later. A niche pick for fans of slapstick humor in mobile formats.

Storyline

Monty Python invites you to join that British bastion of eccentric loco-motion - The Ministry of Silly Walks. Your assignment as a member of this venerable organisation is to showcase your increasingly frantic promenading as far as you possibly can. As you and your stiff upper lip travel through the streets of London take care to avoid obstacles and pesky pigeons. Bank coins and collect power ups to help take your walk to new heights of silliness.