The Narrator is a Dick: Longer, Harder, and Uncut

In this narrated unfair platformer there's one man who's always out to get you... The Narrator. He's a real jerk, but with determination and a lot of skill MAYBE you can make it through this crazy adventure. Remastered with new Online Co-Op and Extended gameplay!

You can't remember how you got here, or what you were doing. You wander around confused... until a voice pierces the heavens. "Hey idiot! Wake up!" You rise from your slumber in a daze... where did that voice come from? Then it returns "Go right you idiot! What are you doing just standing there?" Who the hell is this guys? You're unsure... but you know one thing. He's a major DICK!