The Zoo Race

About

The Zoo Race is a chaotic racing game where players guide a transformed librarian through a biblical-themed obstacle course. As Hannah, now a racehorse, you dodge hazards like piranhas, fire geysers, and exploding barrels while competing against animal-shaped friends. The track is littered with traps set by Noah’s sons, who add comedic chaos with cannons and bomber planes. Gameplay focuses on speed and reflexes as you navigate increasingly absurd challenges. The game’s odd mix of humor and religious lore stands out. While the premise is quirky, the fast-paced action keeps things engaging. With over a dozen environmental hazards, each race feels like a wild sprint. The irreverent take on a classic story offers a memorable experience, though the 2007 visuals show their age. Its blend of slapstick and scripture makes for an unexpectedly fun sprint.

Storyline

After Laughing and teasing her friend Rueben, because he believed in the Noah's Ark bible story, then Hannah the librarian has a dream about it. In her dream, her friends are re-shaped into animals and she herself is changed into a race horse and participates in the "Race Games of Celebration" after the world flood. But, unknown to everyone, Noah's sons have created a lot of hazardous obstacles on the race tracks for the creatures. These barriers on the race track slow down the participants and include hurdles, glass mazes, piranha fish, fire geysers , exploding barrels , rockets, cannons, bomber planes and more! "Let's give them a REAL race, Ha!", said Shem. "Yes and let's have some fun! " ( LOL ) said Japeth and Ham, so beware of Noah's 3 sons, because this race is so very different.