Thieves

Thieves

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Thieves is a classic DOS platformer where you control one or two misfits on a mission to dismantle a witch’s reign of terror. Navigate crumbling castles and shadowy forests, dodging traps and enemies while chasing the source of the village’s dread. The sheriff’s deal is simple: take down the witch and earn your freedom plus a share of the loot hidden in her lair. Platforming challenges mix with light puzzle-solving as you climb, jump, and slash through increasingly chaotic levels. Released in 1997, Thieves stands out for its straightforward co-op gameplay and cheeky premise. The dual-player mode lets friends split roles, clearing paths or guarding treasure, while the witch’s ever-present threat keeps tension high. Though basic by modern standards, the game’s charm lies in its tight controls and the satisfaction of escaping each level with hard-earned riches. A forgotten gem for those who miss DOS-era co-op adventures.

Storyline

The village of Rhymney is being terrorized by a witch. The town sheriff has decided to send some of the local thieves from the village prison into the witch's lair in an attempt to put an end to her wicked ways once and for all. In return for your service, you will be pardoned of your previous crimes. You will also be allowed to keep all the treasure you might find along the way. Assuming you return to tell the tale, of course...

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Single player, Multiplayer, Co-operative

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