Trapped with Jester

You wake up in a carriage with an annoying stranger...

Your head aches. Your memory is in shambles. You hear the clip-clop of a horse's careful steps. You feel shaking around you... and a pair of eyes watching you. You are awakened by a voice. An unfamiliar face. Where are you? Who are you? Why are you here...? ... AND WHY WON'T THAT ANNOYING STRANGER SHUT UP?!