Worlde Lande Countrie

About

Worlde Lande Countrie is a 2D platformer where you control Mr. Geeza, a man on a mission to ruin his nemesis’s breakfast. Developer MisteryGX leans into the weird with blob-like characters, slapstick physics, and pub-themed levels filled with precarious hazards. The controls are straightforward, jump, dash, and hurl hot sauce-laden projectiles at Quingale. The game mixes basic platforming with goofy set pieces, like dodging swinging beer kegs or balancing on wobbly barstools. What sets it apart is the deadpan absurdity. A revenge plot over the insult “plonker” unfolds through exaggerated antics and visual gags, like cereal boxes as weapons. While the gameplay stays simple, the art style and dialogue punch above its weight, blending retro pixel art with chaotic animations. With no multiplayer or complex systems, it’s a short romp for fans of intentionally strange design. No deep lore, just a pub full of nonsense.

Storyline

One night at the pub, the most terrible thing happened to Mr. Geeza. He was called.... a PLONKER!!! "Who would do such a thing?!", you might be asking? A despicable little bloke named "Quingale"! With Qwargelo as his new arch-nemesis, Mr. Geeza plans to get his revenge, by ruining Quinging's cereal with Hot Sauce! But little does Mr. Geeza know, that something strange is brewing in that pub....