South Park

About

South Park by Appaloosa Interactive drops you into a chaotic shooter where fourth graders fight cosmic threats. Play as Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny across five story episodes filled with linear levels and escalating nonsense. Take down mutant turkeys, alien invaders, and killer toys using wacky weapons like snowball launchers and cursed action figures. Each weapon has a secondary fire mode, and switching between characters is tied to weapon changes. All four share a single health bar that triggers increasingly foul-mouthed rants as it depletes. The final level pits you against a giant boss while the kids argue about giving up. This 1998 release stands out for its absurd humor and unapologetic irreverence. The censored dialogue and cartoon violence lean into the show’s signature edge, balanced with simple but frantic shooting mechanics. Multiplayer modes let friends team up or battle over local splitscreen. Available on PC, N64, and PlayStation, it’s a cult classic that leans hard into its source material’s chaos. The shared health system and character bickering create a chaotic rhythm that’s equal parts stressful and hilarious.

Storyline

A mysterious comet is approaching the earth; described by the opening narration as a force of concentrated evil that no force of good can stand against. As it comes closer, South Park is beset by enemies; including rabid mutant turkeys, deformed clones of the townsfolk, alien visitors, berserk robots, and sentient killer toys. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny hear about the dangers from Chef, and take up arms to investigate their sources and defend the town.